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Topic: #gsf Raps... Byatches
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#gsf be the place to lace your raps. When we arent discussing mansex and other crap. Step it up bitch, your day is here. Post your raps, whats there to fear? Oh yeah, if they suck they get mocked. But you're lucky, I aint there with my glock. To make you really pay for your fucked up rhymes. I be hittin up #gsf with my raps all the damn time.

Post em

 

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Cake Cake Bobake, banana-fama fofake, me mi mo make
CAKE!

 

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*expects a good 20% of all raps to include a member of his family*

Anyways, I'll do my white man rap later. Eyes bleeding from sleep deprivation.

You suck Sars for beating me.

 

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If you try to impress yo ho, then don't do it by some ro-sham-bo. fo sho.

 

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I put your mother on a stretcher kid. I know your bitch ass ran and hid. You're right to be scared, to fear my anger. Your powerless to save your girl as I bang her. But why intervene, she's loving it. Feeling the wang devastate her clit. Your dizzy, scared, like its a dream. Wrong bitch, I injected you with morphine. Against your will, you couldnt stop me. My opium is strong, straight from the poppy. Enjoy your trip, it'll be your last. You're on your way to hell, and going fast. From the Brooklyn Bridge, you get chucked. Then your mom, sis, and granny get fucked.

I'm a master of Organic Chemistry bitch. I'll make acid to drench you dumbass prison snitch. You think you got skill but you're fucking gay. I can whip up heroin from nescafe. Using hydroboration to make alcohol. Which is ready to sell when I get the call. Barrels of whiskey, clean like detergent. Pure like a fucking japanese virgin. I'm crazy like fucking MacGuyver. What the fuck you think happened to Maria Shriver. She was cuter than Katie Couric. Till I soaked her with motherfucking Sulfuric. I'm a communist, I joined the FARC. motherfucker, I'm a Mercury arc

I had some more... but IRC ate it when it disconnected on me. One of my previous ones was better than these two, if anyone has it...

 

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Word up dogg.
I rap it old skool like the pog.
I hit you up ghetto style.
Rhymes like a punch ruinin' your smile.
Rappin' it up, down here feelin bored,
I'm about ta' cut the cord.

I'm out, stay true. *kisses fist then gives the peace sign*

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By dah way,
I ain't no white boy,
I ain't no gay
I true black thug*,
Leavin' ya face down on da rug.

*thug is pronounced "tuhg"

 

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My name is fred-der, I like ched-der.

In html, I can make a head-der, make a website that is bet-der.

There is a guy, in the sky like a pizza-pie, like a penis in my eye, in a pig sty.

Hickory dickory dock, you mock, but I lock.

fo sho.

 

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All the raps I could find in the IRC session that started this thread:


[GSF]Nitro: senational pimping is my trade. Fucking with your mind, getting paid and laid. I control shit, force bitches to behave. Fuck with me and you'll become my slave. Nigga, I dont care that you're white. I can see you better in the fields at night. Pick that cotton bitch, you get lashed. And if you try to run, your nuts be getting mashed

[GSF]Nitro: Your woman got bigger balls than you. You aint got control, not even a clue. You got your ass jumped by a geriatric. My skill outrageous like Robert Patrick. The T-100, the Terminator. My shoes are fucking Alligator. I'm evil like Saddam Hussein. When I pull my gat, shit goes insane. Bullets fly, razors slice. I put your fucking brains on ice. After you're dead you little fag. I'll sign my name on your toe-tag.

[GSF]Nitro: I put your mother on a stretcher kid. I know your bitch ass ran and hid. You're right to be scared, to fear my anger. Your powerless to save your girl as I bang her. But why intervene, she's loving it. Feeling the wang devastate her clit. Your dizzy, scared, like its a dream. Wrong bitch, I injected you with morphine. Against your will, you couldnt stop me. My opium is strong, straight from the poppy. Enjoy your trip, it'll be your last. You're on your way to hell, and going fast. From the Brooklyn Bridge, you get chucked. Then your mom, sis, and granny get fucked.

[GSF]Quizical: My stomach be growling, make it full or you'll be howlin', hit you so hard your mouth breaks, you'll only be drinking shakes. Your momma's hotter, you look like a goddamn otter, then when you're done cooking, you know you've got a booking, ride me like a bitch, it don't matter that we ain't hitched, get the hell out my house, bitch is that a louse?

TheMaestro: Yo, where your granny be? Fuck her hard, send her to the infirmary. Make that bitch senile, bitch so easy didn't have to use my wits and wiles. Molestin her and her bridge buddy bitches, lettin loose and "droppin my britches", and now she gotta "warsh" her sheets, and gotta feed the dumb bitch her shredded wheats, damn tired of this trick, she's a hastle...Gotta send her dumb ass to a retirement castle!

[GSF]Quizical: The Mantrain be in the station, ain't got no time for masturbation, man love be the only way, take you for a roll in the hay, don't matter if you shaven haven, get you more freaky than Wes Craven, I don't need no KY, keep on going until you die, your corpse be my personal love machine, don't worry I'll keep it clean, when you start rotting I'll bury you, in the church under a pew, then I'll go back to marrying food, to people so stoned they call me 'dude!".

[GSF]Nitro: I'm a master of Organic Chemistry bitch. I'll make acid to drench you dumbass prison snitch. You think you got skill but you're fucking gay. I can whip up heroin from nescafe. Using hydroboration to make alcohol. Which is ready to sell when I get the call. Barrels of whiskey, clean like detergent. Pure like a fucking japanese virgin. I'm crazy like fucking MacGuyver. What the fuck you think happened to Maria Shriver. She was cuter than Katie Couric. Till I soaked her with motherfucking Sulfuric. I'm a communist, I joined the FARC. motherfucker, I'm a Mercury arc.

[GSF]Quizical: The rapping in this chan be tight, even though everyone be white. Don't need to be dark to lay down a good rhyme, pasty white boys have the rapping shine. Archy busting out the one line rap, manages to avoid being crap. The guy has skillz you won't believe, punch you until you dry heave. Nitro be showing all pimps, every other rapper next to him be limp. Maestro don't be mis-named, he got the rap game tamed.

Archeoptrix: I SLAPPED UR MOM SHE WAS A WHOAR SHE SMELLED LIKE A SMELLY BOAR

Archeoptrix: NECROBUTTSEX IS GREAT I HAD SOME ON A DINNER PLATE

Archeoptrix: NACHO BUSTS OUT HIS SKILLS HE GETS MANY MANY KILLS

Archeoptrix: I"M THE GERMAN DARTH VADER, A NECRO-FANTASTIC MASERTBATER I EAT HAMNCHEESE AND PLAYIN THE BRREEZE

Archeoptrix: ARCHY IS NOT A WHITEY, HE IS QUITE THE SEXY IN A NIGHTIE

Archeoptrix: I PLAYED TO SHIN DEN WHEN I WAS YOUNG, NOW I AVOID THE FALLING MUNG

Sargasm: I shoot my bow and it goes twang, from two hundred yards I hit your mom in the wang

 

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ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND I AM ABOUTTO BREAK!111!

 

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OMFG My bitch ass is so dumb. Posted this thread in the wrong one. The wrong forum, the wrong category. Now my damn topic lost its glory. Shit, before I drown myself in my tub... Some moderator move this biyatch to The Pub

 

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I'm not one who can usually rap, mainly because I belive it's all stupid crap. But I've decided to bust out my skills, just to give Head's sister some thrills.
What's with all this "I hate you" talk? Maybe cuz she likes the cock? This rap won't be about Head's sister, for all the fappin' gave me a blister. The others in #GSF understand, it's all about supply and demand. The mantrain comes but once in awhile, so stock up now, or be a pedophile. You're little sister's lookin' mighty good, there ain't no grass so I'll play in the mud. I'm not sure I can finish my rhyme, so I'll just be like Mary Poppins and step. in. TIME!

 

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Yo Head!, "Resident D.J.", lay out some fat RAP (RAP! Not whatever you DJ) instrumentals.

Yo, the status of Head's sister got me wonderin. She's hot, so why not her next of kin? Hmm, I'm thinking world's first hot granny? Shit, can't hold it back, if this rap gets whack, ban me. I'm sorry Head, but I can't help it. If I see her little ass wigglin, damn right I'ma whelp it. Make your gramps jealous, make no mistake. I'd hit it, and plus she'll give my pimp cane a shake. Like so many old people do in the cartoons. Get her pregnant, make her look like a buffoon. When she tells your mom, but your mom got the same story: She couldn't resist the Maestro, and now pregnant with your new sis, Tori. Damn, gotta keep track of 3 girls' ages. Plus another for Doc, that chick from the Harry Potter pages. 5 years for Head!'s sis, and what, 2, for the Olsen twins. And in a few years, you'll hear that trick Hermione. Complain about Doc keepin her on her knees.

WHAT!

 

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Head's sister, ain't no fister. She's just a kid, don't star in no porn vid. Her hymen be intact, touch her and Head will make sure you get whacked. Ain't no-one more protective than he, sting you in the face like a goddamn bee. Wait a few more years til she be legal, Head's eye no longer be like an eagle. Then you can have your way, she'll become the world's best lay.

Now I'd best get some break fast, it be early so I won't be the last. In the kitchen won't find it clean, an empty larder always makes me mean. I will go get some toast, I will eat the most. Leave other family members starving, my toast be mine so I won't be halving. Dog wants some food but she ain't getting none, even if it means getting my gun. Canine brains on toast can't be beat, best topping for bread is always meat. Police come but I blow them away, they won't be seeing me another day.

 

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I was just chillin by the lake one sunny day, minding my own business in the worst possible way. Behind an oak tree not far from the road, my pants were at my ankles, and I was beating my chode. When along came a darling with a twinkle in her eyes, said she wanted to help me with my large package rise. Down on all fours and raging like a boar, this special little hussy did me quite a chore. After a couple hours of this and that I nearly passed out, told her I couldn't go on and I didn't want another. Bitch got up and was ready to bout, so I took off like a bullet getting away from Heads mother.

Ha, I didn't rap about Heads sister.

 

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THE JELLO PUDDIN POPS TASTE QUITE NICE, BUT IT WAS A FAILURE TO RELEASE THE FLAVOR "RICE."

KOOL-AID MAN BACKS ME UP ON THIS ONE, AND HE WOULD KNOW, HE IS FAT ON FUN.

KOOL-AID: YEAH YOU DUMB BITCHES WATCH YO BACK, I BE NEVAH GONNA CUT NO ONE NO SLACK

UH yeah, come on.

KOOL-AID: I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH, TO DIE YOU WILL WISH, BECAUSE

BECAUSE I AM A WINNER U DUMBY FOO. I WILL COVER YOUR FACE IN GOO.



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THEY SAID I WAS A SPAZ, SO I GREW UP TO TOUCH LITTLE BOY AZZ.

I LIKE TO DO IT ALL THE TIME, I DISGUISE MYSELF UP AS A MIME.

KOOL-AID MAN: YEAH DUMB BITCH, YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK!

Hey, hey, dude, get out, you're done, I don't need you anymore.

KOOL-AID: Hey, fuck you, you think you got rhymes like me? Get off deez nutz, ho.

*sigh* I'll finish this rap later......

 

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I will join in with my wonderful entry:

Head hates people goin after his sis, wiggles his fist and says, "wanna piece of this?", so suerte got his rear in gear, and stuck Sargasm into heads ear

 

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