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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/24/03 11:39pm
Danny Glover, he was not my lover,

but he is here to help my rap, so it can be more beck-ish crap.

Danny: What the fuck are you talking about?

Hey, ok, leave. uhh, GO OUT!

fo sho

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/24/03 11:40pm
Found a new past-time called rapping, rhyme so good ya'll be clapping. On Judgement Day I'll be on the throne, making all the hot angel bitches moan. So loved up their eyes start to haze, won't be able to stop singing my praise. They all know I'm the best in bed, even when they're only giving me head. Ya'll know I be your new rapping God, ya'll other rappers be born in a pod. You be wearing rags I be wearing a crown, and yet you won't even frown. Rhyming so tight it be like LSD, giving you a trip just for free. In heaven everyone got a ho, all screaming "mo' mo' mo'!". Ain't no faking in the afterlife, even the elderly won't get no erectile strife. It be an orgy for eternity, don't worry there'll be no such thing as an STD. Then when the universe does explode, I will finally blow my load. More galaxies be springing up, give you a celebratory 'start of world' cup. My seed start everything anew, all of existence will take my cue. Brand new life for all but me, I be God so I am free. Of all this creation shit, I'll just be taking another hit. Bong the size of a galaxy, don't worry it's not all for me. Supreme being ain't no bogart, everyone say 'God = Heart'. Now I'll get back to my winged harem, no I won't share em. No finer lay than an angel, it be a veritable T&A haul.
I can hear em calling me now, so I must leave with a bow. Love your neighbour and all that shit, it'd help if all that bigotry was quit. KKK fool won't be getting no loving, his dick in the oven I be shoving. Now once again I say my farewell, be a good playa and you'll stay out of hell.

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/24/03 11:48pm
Suerte iZ A GUY!. He thinks he can rap, he just likes to think, he is all THAT. He cannot rhyme like a true 1337 haxor man, because he lives in a van!

I walk down the street and I see his fagort teet, he say "YO LICK IT!" and I say "No, furniture made of WICKET!"

he says "You stupet, it's wicker" I PUNCH HIM IN THE SUPET and drink mah liquer.

Then once he is on the floor, body to the sky, he knows what's comin' to the eye.

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/24/03 11:53pm
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I saw it coming from a mile away. A dirty little midget with a whipped cream spray. Archy was his name, making delicatessen wang was his game. Flooding the streets with his rainbow capers, empying the streets with his flambouyant papers.

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/24/03 11:55pm
oh no...

 
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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/24/03 11:56pm
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Suerte makes accusations, that I am a GHAY, but I really do not swing that way.

He tries to seduce me with his luscious, delicious, manly, pecs *drool* But I do not enjoy TEH FAGORT SECX!11

He tried to get at my anus, with his furlong PAY~NIS. I tried to run away, but with drugs he made me stay.

While I was passed out, my butt he did own, but at least he gave me money to buy a cellphone!11!

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/24/03 11:59pm
OH NOES! Suerte vs. Archeoptrix? Soon we'll find out who eats a bowl of dicks! There is trouble in rap paradise my friends! I hope Kool Aid man comes back and this thread never ends! Where is my pillow? I am The Maestro, I make sure pussies ain't tight yo!

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/25/03 12:00am
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This bitch Archy still hasn't talked to me. Just keeps calling and then hanging up on me. She's got seperation issues, but you wont see me tossing her tissues. Bitch has to crawl before she can grab at these balls.

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/25/03 12:03am
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Suerte smells of corn, and cheese and ham. And tuna fish, with lima beans and spam.

He has a tiny wang, which when I asked Lie Kang, said he would be far from a horse can hang.

I throw my stones at Suerte's face, put him in his guido, place. Sears that is, department store, so suerte can pick up, a shop-front whore.

He will refuse this task, we all know, because he'd like himself a bum-man-ho.

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/25/03 12:14am
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Archy? She's full of malarky. Tried to hit the short bus kids up for some money. You had to be there, it was quite the funny. Watching kids in wheelchairs beat her around like a ragdoll. Bitch couldn't front against Half-a-brain Saul.

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/25/03 12:34am
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Suerte needs to step, he needs more pep. I knocked his ass down some flights of stairs, told him "Say bitch, you fell, when you get any stares."

He used to be my slave, but to him a chance I gave.

Gave him the cure for his chronic fagortry, now he uses it all on me. His brute strenght he got in jail, from a rather burly call-mate male. resisting was futile, but he did not try, instead he would rub Bubba's thigh.

One day I went to bail him out, but in pleasure I did hear him shout.

There is a leper whose name is Faheebs, he enjoys to eat the candy "dweebs." I told him one day to try with some gravy, a juicy, freshly-stilled dead baby.

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/25/03 12:36am
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There once was a diver named Hank
Who had to go sit on the bank
He ran into trouble
When friends saw a bubble
That didn't come out of his tank.

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/25/03 12:41am
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I don't take kindly to people who have a big dick, and all they do is just rewrite an old limmerik. I see that you are one of these people, so why don't you go chase a steeple?

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/25/03 12:45am
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YUO MUST BE AN ELFEN FAGHORT IF YUO KNOW HE HAS A BIG DCIK!!!!! TIEM TO TOOT TOOT AND YUO BURN LIKE SHAVIGN WIHT A SHLICK!!!!

 

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RE: #gsf Raps... Byatches 6/25/03 12:50am
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Bitch you think you can step to my game? You feel that itch? Yeah i'm bringin' the flame. My mild irritation brought by wild irrigation, your sister works the corner for tiny donations. Blow by in my Caprice Classic, the rhymes I drop are easily fantastic. When I put a clip in your dome you're gonna be owned, what you gonna want on your headstone?

 

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