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Ed_Oscuro  17417 posts
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Official Merger Announcement 9/7/05 7:46pm
Earlier today, Mssrs. Ocelot and Wolfy (speaking on behalf of the Achuta Commission) signaled their intent to finalize the merger that had been put before Tuesday's panel.

Mr. Ocelot, speaking on behalf of BenTest Forums, Inc., had the following to say on the smooth transition:

We're certain that all parties involved will see the establishment of this Company as a positive endowment for our dear ForumPlanet community. Currently, there is no foreseeable need to reduce the ranks of employed and we think that all the people can be relieved at that.

Mr. Wolfy offered the following further comments:

Nigger nigger nigger nigger.

Clan [GSF] filed Chapter 11 shortly after the Great Cheese Wheel Scandal of '03 was uncovered in an external audit by the IRS. Rumors abound that many failed [GSF] inductees continued to plague the company. [GSF] is understood to support current plans. The [GSF] leadership did not return phone calls in time for this article's printing.

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/7/05 7:47pm
I can only speak for myself, but this merger, in my mind, is the way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future way of the future.

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/8/05 6:05am
On behalf of the human resources division of Bentest LLC, I would just like to say, you're all fired. Clear out your desks immediately.

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/8/05 6:34am
OH ITS TURNOVER

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/10/05 9:13am
ic a lack of BTF and IRC

wtfx

 
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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/10/05 12:02pm
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irc.mandog.com

#bentest

We had to move.

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/10/05 3:15pm
In Reply To #5

LIVE WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO...wait, I mean, get in the soup, my dear.

 

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Dracion  31352 posts
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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/11/05 5:43pm
This can't be good...

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/12/05 4:20am
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Nothing is.

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/12/05 2:36pm
In Reply To #9
Grudgeal posted:

In Reply To #8

Nothing is.


There is one thing that is.

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/12/05 2:53pm
this is an obvious violation of the bylaws

-banned

 

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[BTFzor]Ocelot  745 posts
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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/12/05 10:12pm
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ONCE THEY GET PUT IN PLACE, I AM GONNA GET IT

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/13/05 7:02am
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the [BTFzor] bylaws and not those fake ones either

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/13/05 4:58pm
So when do the layoffs start?

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/14/05 12:00am
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Special feeling.

 

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RE: Official Merger Announcement 9/14/05 2:50pm
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TheMaestro posted:

So when do the layoffs start?


Now.

*Fires TheMaestro*

 

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