Once upon a time, there was a little boy Called TheMaestro He had just told his bitch to make him a sandwich when the most amazing thing happened! The bitch totally didn't obey him and this made Maestro very confused, and you know what happens when Maestro gets confused. ng rs came bustin' down his hallway and started bitch smacking Maestro's bitch. Then they realized it wasn't Maestro and started doing it to Maestro instead. Of course, Maestro... called up his gangsta buddie MMB, who was in the middle of stealing someones VCR. Only MMBs pimp skills could set his hoe right. Outside he heard MMBs cadillac. ... crashing into the fire hydrant. MMB isnt tall enough to see over the steering wheel you see. Meanwhile, Maestro's bitch made a sandwhich. FOR HERSELF. But then George Washington was spinning in his grave because of her so thomas jefferson was liek "WTF mate stop i'm trying to rest here" But there's no rest for teh washington. She made the sandwich and went outside to where MMB and Maestro were tap dancing and threw her sammich down in disgust MMB was hungry so he ate it. Maestro look at him with that look that only ...... Sexual frustration can bring. Now, Maestro was never big on incest, and there was only one other person near him. So he turned to MMB and.... asked him if he had any more hoes. Thinking his time had finally come, MMB burst into tears. "Why dont you ever think of me?" he cried. "I'm sooo alooone". So Maestro replied: "What? There isn't a fanclub for people like you? People who don't have friends? People who aren't accepted anywhere?" MBB: "Yes, but they wouldn't let me in." The moral of the story: Bitches, when a white man tries to be black, and asks you to make a sammich? You'd better watch out for George Washington.
Foil Wrapper posted: 1. Thou shalt not be overly immature 2. Thou shalt not make eccesive gay/sex jokes 3. Thou shalt mock Zilla when he is there 4. Thou shalt help the story to progress 5. Thou shalt not allow non-GSFers who break these commandments 6. Thou shalt not mock non GSFers unless they refuse to leave 7. Thou shalt not intentionally ruin the story 8. Thou shalt not make reference to past YARN mistakes 9. Thou shalt play for fun, and not to insult 10. Thou shalt ignore the heathens, and play maturly
11.In effect, we dont play YARN at all anymore, because the above stuff is what our YARN games thrived on so far, Im one hot Canadian Gnome, eh?
It was spring, and it was raining midgets. Moz was angry because one of the little fat fuckers just dented his car. People don't like moz when he is angry. You see, Moz is usually 100x the size of a midget, but when he is angry he transforms into... Mystical Mister Bob. And no one likes niggers. So, once the fat fucker had finished rolling into a gutter, Moz began his blackformation. First his IQ dropped by 50 points, then he suddenly had a desire to eat pork rinds and chitlins. His thirst for malt liquor grew immeasurably, as did his cock A hobo wearing a trench coat whispered to him from an alley. "Lookin for something special honey?", he inquired. He opened his coat to reveal a dozen 40s of Moz's precious malt. This was not any hobo. This was Dr. F.G. Hobo. He had just shoot another adult furry video, and was thinking about expanding the market. And yes moz would do perfect... At the hint of adult furry porn videos PippinZ arrived on the scene within a blink of an eye, and bought them all! ALL OF THEM!!!!111 Moz fucking hated PipZ. It was time for a good old fashioned nigger on faggot throw-down. Moz took out his Nine and his muscles clenched, ready to fight to the death. The muscles that clenched were his anal muscles. They tightened in preperation for the faggot rear entry brutality that he would endure. He was ready to tear off a penis if need be And tear he did. In the heat of the moment he ripped of his own wang and crammed it into Pip making a fagsicle. He then slammed his newly made treat against the wall making a big sloppy mess. Many feasted that night as their sumptuous banquet's aroma filled the night air. But before they could finish their meal, a man with a large tattoo walked up to the narrator and hit him in the face. This was supposed to be a story of heroism and midgets! Look what happend At that point the narrator pulled out a midget gun and fired midgets.. midgets with diseases at the large tattooed man. But the man was able to deflect them because of his.. ...shield. This was actually just Dr. F.G. Hobo, and being hit by all these midgets he was in quite a lot of pain. Somehow, LDL's mom was there too, but thats a different story. The moral of the story: You know what screw the fucking moral. Furries fucking suck and any chance to make fun of them should be taken. Even here in the moral. THE FUCKING END!
Monkeys don't have casual relationships. They typically scrounge their social scene for scabies infested mules and that have little luck. Monkeys also had a reputation for masturbating in peoples ears and shitting on their shoulders, but that is another story. This is a story of a hero monkey A hero monkey who would change history. A hero monkey who would shit on hitler himself and meet Jesus and Steve Urkel. This is his story It began in Germany. Adolf Hitler, the duly elected leader of that country asked his boyfriend lars (lars is a german name) to get him a monkey. And lars was all too happy to do so because it would give Lars some sorely needed rest and relaxation from Hitler's brutal anal assaults. The monkey wouldnt take the wang. He just wouldnt. He SHIT ON HITLER The fuhrer was unhappy with this arrangement. As he wiped feces from his mustache, he made a horrible discovery. The heroic shit monkey was circumcized. "JUDEN!" Hitler screamed Thats how WW2 began, but thats a different story. After doing his business on Hitler, Monkey travelled to the future to meet up with Robocop and McKree, who were fighting crime. Robocop took one look at the monkey and proceeded to fellate the young simian, adding at intervals, "I'm going to chrome shine this beautiful member, citizen." McKree was repulsed by this robot-on-monkey action, but also strangle aroused. "This isnt Holland!" he exclaimed. Then he went to the bathroom, and fapping noises could be heard At this point, the dad of Maestro's friend came in to examine robocops technique. "Amateurs" he said "when I was young, we used to be able to hit the ceiling!". Suddenly the members of AZZ GENOZID, with special guest AXL ROSE showed up and blew everyone away with their guitar solos and flames and beauty. Robocop, Jesus, and Urkel joined in a special performance with the rockers. It wa awesome. Hitler's mind was blown, and the jews in auschwitz air guitared all night long. As Jesus was attempting to "jam with the Jews," Urkel and Hitler snuck up and crucified him again as a sort of college prank. As the cross, a symbol of agony and torment was hoisted, Hitler and Urkel gave each other a high-five and Robocop played some chords. "PARTY ON DUDES!" Yelled Jesus from his cross. The moral of the story: Winners Don't Do Jews.