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12 Year Old Fgt
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Yarn is the best fucking game ever. I don't think anybody will challenge me on that. I propose many a grand game of yarn, and a thread (this thread in fact!) where we can post the results of our games. Interested? Here are the details:

Where: Gamespy arcade?
When: Sunday 9:00pm EST
Why: Cause it's YARN!!! That's why!
Who:

1. iihukaT
2. JohnDoe
3. CaptainPants (added for spite- YOU WILL PLAY DAMNIT)

If more people want to play on a diffrent day, that's cool. If you want to play, please say so and any other days/times you would prefer. I will update this thread as people post.

 


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In Reply To #1

I'm down, if you can tell me what time that makes it for me in Aussie land (it's 9:24am on Friday, right now).

And FYI, YARN comes after many other great games, like Virtual Pool, Scrabble, and sex.

 


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I'll do it, though I guess I'll have to install GS Arcade again.

 

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It seems I uninstalled GSA when I last uninstalled mIRC, IRC, and some other shit.

So I change my stance to fuck it.

 


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*GASP!*

You make baby jeebus cry. He wanted yarn really bad, no he did! Seee! He's CRYING! ALL YOUR FAULT!

 


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I wanna play! But I'm superiorly confused.

What's a GS Arcade and where do I get it?

 

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Gamespy arcade is the big gorrilla of a matchmaking app that Gamespy owns and pimps out to developers for implementation in their console video games. You can use it to find servers for new games (farcry, ut2k4, etc), or you can use it to play some of the free games that come with the (free) download of gamespy arcade. Try fileplanet, I can't think of a better place to find the installer. Try yarn, see if you like it.

 


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I've never played YARN but sure I;ll play with yall.

 


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Me, Chiquita, Acidic, Bobthb, DarkFlow and ... someone else but I forget sad

anyway, we had two games, sadly I forgot to save the last one, PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME YOU SAVED IT.

anyway, here's the result of the first game. (I won it harrr)


Once upon a time, there was a little boy Called TheMaestro He had just told his bitch
to make him a sandwich when the most amazing thing happened! The bitch totally didn't obey him
and this made Maestro very confused, and you know what happens when Maestro gets confused.
ng rs came bustin' down his hallway and started bitch smacking Maestro's bitch. Then they
realized it wasn't Maestro and started doing it to Maestro instead. Of course, Maestro... called up
his gangsta buddie MMB, who was in the middle of stealing someones VCR. Only MMBs pimp
skills could set his hoe right. Outside he heard MMBs cadillac. ... crashing into the fire hydrant.
MMB isnt tall enough to see over the steering wheel you see. Meanwhile, Maestro's bitch made a
sandwhich. FOR HERSELF. But then George Washington was spinning in his grave because of her
so thomas jefferson was liek "WTF mate stop i'm trying to rest here" But there's no rest for teh
washington. She made the sandwich and went outside to where MMB and Maestro were tap
dancing and threw her sammich down in disgust MMB was hungry so he ate it. Maestro look at
him with that look that only ...... Sexual frustration can bring. Now, Maestro was never big on
incest, and there was only one other person near him. So he turned to MMB and.... asked him if he
had any more hoes. Thinking his time had finally come, MMB burst into tears. "Why dont you ever
think of me?" he cried. "I'm sooo alooone". So Maestro replied: "What? There isn't a fanclub for
people like you? People who don't have friends? People who aren't accepted anywhere?" MBB:
"Yes, but they wouldn't let me in."

The moral of the story: Bitches, when a white man tries to be black, and asks you to make a
sammich? You'd better watch out for George Washington.


we need to do this more often. The other game involved me going to sunday school, darkflow cutting off his willy and doc holliday being a jail pimp with heroin. PLEASE SOMEONE MUST HAVE SAVED THAT MASTERPIECE.

Also, I'd like to quote Foil Wrappers list of 10 Y.A.R.N. commandments, though I think its best to see them as guides rather than commandments.

Foil Wrapper posted:

1. Thou shalt not be overly immature
2. Thou shalt not make eccesive gay/sex jokes
3. Thou shalt mock Zilla when he is there
4. Thou shalt help the story to progress
5. Thou shalt not allow non-GSFers who break these commandments
6. Thou shalt not mock non GSFers unless they refuse to leave
7. Thou shalt not intentionally ruin the story
8. Thou shalt not make reference to past YARN mistakes
9. Thou shalt play for fun, and not to insult
10. Thou shalt ignore the heathens, and play maturly



McKree also added:


11.In effect, we dont play YARN at all anymore, because the above stuff is what our YARN games thrived on so far, Im one hot Canadian Gnome, eh?


[added Jan 16 2005 5:03PM]

new YARN games resulted in:


It was spring, and it was raining midgets. Moz was angry because one of the little fat fuckers just
dented his car. People don't like moz when he is angry. You see, Moz is usually 100x the size of a
midget, but when he is angry he transforms into... Mystical Mister Bob. And no one likes niggers.
So, once the fat fucker had finished rolling into a gutter, Moz began his blackformation. First his
IQ dropped by 50 points, then he suddenly had a desire to eat pork rinds and chitlins. His thirst for
malt liquor grew immeasurably, as did his cock A hobo wearing a trench coat whispered to him
from an alley. "Lookin for something special honey?", he inquired. He opened his coat to reveal a
dozen 40s of Moz's precious malt. This was not any hobo. This was Dr. F.G. Hobo. He had just
shoot another adult furry video, and was thinking about expanding the market. And yes moz would
do perfect... At the hint of adult furry porn videos PippinZ arrived on the scene within a blink of an
eye, and bought them all! ALL OF THEM!!!!111 Moz fucking hated PipZ. It was time for a good
old fashioned nigger on faggot throw-down. Moz took out his Nine and his muscles clenched,
ready to fight to the death. The muscles that clenched were his anal muscles. They tightened in
preperation for the faggot rear entry brutality that he would endure. He was ready to tear off a
penis if need be And tear he did. In the heat of the moment he ripped of his own wang and
crammed it into Pip making a fagsicle. He then slammed his newly made treat against the wall
making a big sloppy mess. Many feasted that night as their sumptuous banquet's aroma filled the
night air. But before they could finish their meal, a man with a large tattoo walked up to the
narrator and hit him in the face. This was supposed to be a story of heroism and midgets! Look
what happend At that point the narrator pulled out a midget gun and fired midgets.. midgets with
diseases at the large tattooed man. But the man was able to deflect them because of his.. ...shield.
This was actually just Dr. F.G. Hobo, and being hit by all these midgets he was in quite a lot of
pain. Somehow, LDL's mom was there too, but thats a different story.

The moral of the story: You know what screw the fucking moral. Furries fucking suck and any
chance to make fun of them should be taken. Even here in the moral. THE FUCKING END!





Monkeys don't have casual relationships. They typically scrounge their social scene for scabies
infested mules and that have little luck. Monkeys also had a reputation for masturbating in peoples
ears and shitting on their shoulders, but that is another story. This is a story of a hero monkey A
hero monkey who would change history. A hero monkey who would shit on hitler himself and
meet Jesus and Steve Urkel. This is his story It began in Germany. Adolf Hitler, the duly elected
leader of that country asked his boyfriend lars (lars is a german name) to get him a monkey. And
lars was all too happy to do so because it would give Lars some sorely needed rest and relaxation
from Hitler's brutal anal assaults. The monkey wouldnt take the wang. He just wouldnt. He SHIT
ON HITLER The fuhrer was unhappy with this arrangement. As he wiped feces from his
mustache, he made a horrible discovery. The heroic shit monkey was circumcized. "JUDEN!"
Hitler screamed Thats how WW2 began, but thats a different story. After doing his business on
Hitler, Monkey travelled to the future to meet up with Robocop and McKree, who were fighting
crime. Robocop took one look at the monkey and proceeded to fellate the young simian, adding at
intervals, "I'm going to chrome shine this beautiful member, citizen." McKree was repulsed by this
robot-on-monkey action, but also strangle aroused. "This isnt Holland!" he exclaimed. Then he
went to the bathroom, and fapping noises could be heard At this point, the dad of Maestro's friend
came in to examine robocops technique. "Amateurs" he said "when I was young, we used to be
able to hit the ceiling!". Suddenly the members of AZZ GENOZID, with special guest AXL ROSE
showed up and blew everyone away with their guitar solos and flames and beauty. Robocop,
Jesus, and Urkel joined in a special performance with the rockers. It wa awesome. Hitler's mind
was blown, and the jews in auschwitz air guitared all night long. As Jesus was attempting to "jam
with the Jews," Urkel and Hitler snuck up and crucified him again as a sort of college prank. As the
cross, a symbol of agony and torment was hoisted, Hitler and Urkel gave each other a high-five
and Robocop played some chords. "PARTY ON DUDES!" Yelled Jesus from his cross.

The moral of the story: Winners Don't Do Jews.

 

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