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DarricSA Board Guest Posts: 1,959 Join Date: Apr '01	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/13/06 3:16pm
	My mother always told me that my nipples were closed gateways to the underworld, and they served as a constant reminder of my cursed existence, so that everywhere I went I carried my evil with me. To this day, I've strived to do good to stop the foul demons of the Below from bursting through my chest. This joke on loan from Penny Arcade. -----signature----- I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
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Bartimaeuss Serpant of silver plumes Posts: 717 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/13/06 3:46pm
	It makes a good theory, but not a great law. Keep that information in the spiritual realm, if you will. -----signature----- _____ Here i lie in Prague... ...waiting for Him to accept me into his vast kingdom for eternity...
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Flashthevampire Its Flash! Posts: 871 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/13/06 11:51pm
	In Reply To #47 So what happens when you get winded? -----signature----- Unite vampire clans! Today we may be feeding on small children, but tomorrow, we'll rule the world!
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Bartimaeuss Serpant of silver plumes Posts: 717 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/14/06 12:40pm
	What does that have to do with anything? -----signature----- _____ Here i lie in Prague... ...waiting for Him to accept me into his vast kingdom for eternity...
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Flashthevampire Its Flash! Posts: 871 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/14/06 12:45pm
	In Reply To #50 I don't know, maybe when he gets winded the demons from the underworld will escape from his nipples, but thats me. -----signature----- Unite vampire clans! Today we may be feeding on small children, but tomorrow, we'll rule the world!
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Bartimaeuss Serpant of silver plumes Posts: 717 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/14/06 1:06pm
	You need to add a comma after 'that's' -----signature----- _____ Here i lie in Prague... ...waiting for Him to accept me into his vast kingdom for eternity...
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Flashthevampire Its Flash! Posts: 871 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/14/06 1:10pm
	In Reply To #52 You have learnt well smart, back-chatting, annoying one -----signature----- Unite vampire clans! Today we may be feeding on small children, but tomorrow, we'll rule the world!
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Bartimaeuss Serpant of silver plumes Posts: 717 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/14/06 3:15pm
	Look who's talking... -----signature----- _____ Here i lie in Prague... ...waiting for Him to accept me into his vast kingdom for eternity...
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Flashthevampire Its Flash! Posts: 871 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/14/06 11:34pm
	In Reply To #54 'Posting'... -----signature----- Unite vampire clans! Today we may be feeding on small children, but tomorrow, we'll rule the world!
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Bartimaeuss Serpant of silver plumes Posts: 717 Join Date: Nov '06	RE: why do dudes have nipples? 12/15/06 4:09pm
	Stop. You know what I meant. [added Dec 18 2006 4:38PM] I suspect that when you get winded the spirits poke your nipples from the inside. That's how women develope breast cancer; because the demons keep pushing and pushing. -----signature----- _____ Here i lie in Prague... ...waiting for Him to accept me into his vast kingdom for eternity...
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