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Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw

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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/10/09 8:08am
	I cute girl whose pot belly kept popping out of her shirt asked me if I wanted to catfight. How a dude catfights I don't know, but I said yes and I'd kick her ass. Of course, I won't really do it as my wife would not approve of fighting with another chick as she knows that it's my fetish and I'd get a "rise" from the situation. These are First World Problems, folks.
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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	RE: Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/11/09 4:38am
	I just accidentally grabbed some black lady boobs. Hello nurse.
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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	RE: Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/11/09 8:15am
	Now I just had a red-headed American chick who speaks Italian give me a shoulder massage.
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Thunderpants17251077 Posts: 7,165 Join Date: Jul '02	RE: Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/12/09 6:48am
	This is oddly hot. -----signature----- evil science
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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	RE: Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/12/09 8:29am
	Type A personality Jewish girl just made me put Brazilian nuts in my mouth.
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BleuSphere $38382_bleufractal$ One who bathes in blue fire Posts: 11,261 Join Date: Aug '05	RE: Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/12/09 10:31am
	ChainsawDeathOrgy posted: Type A personality Jewish girl just made me put Brazilian nuts in my mouth. That's the most gayest thing I've ever heard. -----signature----- Forumplanet Conqueror
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Thunderpants17251077 Posts: 7,165 Join Date: Jul '02	RE: Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/13/09 12:14pm
	Brazil nuts are a bit too sweet, dontcha think? -----signature----- evil science
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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	RE: Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/17/09 9:25am
	A girl was standing behind me. Close enough to have her boobs were ever so softly caressing my back. Then she burst into tears because she was stressed out and moving. Moment ruined
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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	RE: Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/23/09 1:34pm
	Some lady was giving me the googly eyes and the "fuck me" hair twirl in the waiting room today. Problem is I was waiting right next to my pregnant wife. Damn horny Long Island house wives.
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Thunderpants17251077 Posts: 7,165 Join Date: Jul '02	Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/26/09 7:39am
	I love reading your stream of conciousness -----signature----- evil science
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BleuSphere $38382_bleufractal$ One who bathes in blue fire Posts: 11,261 Join Date: Aug '05	Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/27/09 11:41am
	HAS THE CHAINSAW WON YET!!! I want to know if there's hope. -----signature----- Forumplanet Conqueror
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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 2/27/09 2:43pm
	BleuSphere posted: HAS THE CHAINSAW WON YET!!! I want to know if there's hope. The girl chickened out, so that never happened. I did beat my wife in a balls versus tit fight, though. Basically, each person holds their weapon and slams it into the others. She said Oww first and quite. So, remember folks, next time a woman gets all uppity about kicking you in the nuts, give the old punch to the tits back at them. A whole new slew of Pilates apprentices joined the gym today. One made a remark to me that implied she likes the idea of doing weird kinky things with me. If I was a sex fiend there's no way I could stay married with this constant shit going around.
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Lambchops Sheeptastic Posts: 11,705 Join Date: Apr '03	Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 3/17/09 4:15pm
	Good lord Chainsaw, you are a dark norse! -----signature----- "I believe in the death penalty for repeated offences of rap and/or murder" - Goat Pig
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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 3/18/09 11:56am
	Damn it all. My wife had a c-section, so she won't fight or wrestle me because of her internal stitches. Pansy! So, I was feeling rowdy and told some girls at the gym that I was going to attack them. None of them accepted the challenge, but instead made it seem like attacking them isn't something they'd want. Not a single girl. Terrible!
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BleuSphere $38382_bleufractal$ One who bathes in blue fire Posts: 11,261 Join Date: Aug '05	Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 3/24/09 9:44pm
	ChainsawDeathOrgy posted: Damn it all. My wife had a c-section, so she won't fight or wrestle me because of her internal stitches. Pansy! So, I was feeling rowdy and told some girls at the gym that I was going to attack them. None of them accepted the challenge, but instead made it seem like attacking them isn't something they'd want. Not a single girl. Terrible! I bet yer wife could kick yer ass. -----signature----- Forumplanet Conqueror
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ChainsawDeathOrgy Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec '08	Soft Belly Girl Wants to Fight the Chainsaw 4/9/09 12:41pm
	BleuSphere posted: ChainsawDeathOrgy posted: Damn it all. My wife had a c-section, so she won't fight or wrestle me because of her internal stitches. Pansy! So, I was feeling rowdy and told some girls at the gym that I was going to attack them. None of them accepted the challenge, but instead made it seem like attacking them isn't something they'd want. Not a single girl. Terrible! I bet yer wife could kick yer ass. We had our first nude battle in what seems like forever. No winner as she's till not 100% but in a moment of utter awesome she tried to smother me with her pillows as I learned a new attach as I slammed her pelvic bone with my toughened peperoni. Awesome!
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