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although that made me a little bit mad. It was nice to see solid snake from a different pre-respective. Overall MGS2 is my second favorite MGS.

 

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I'll bet there's something on Deviant art that follows that line of thought through to it's conclusion.

 

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World of Warcraft -
God damn stupid fucking Night Elves, get out of my party. Why do I group with you? I know you only rolled Night Elf because you think they look cool, so why should I expect you to know how to play the game? I will never group with a Night Elf (or a Blood Elf) again.

 

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Dawn of War - Dark Crusade : Looks like a really good game, too bad it's pretty hard and I suck majorly at RTS games.




All the DoW games are awesome.

I didn't think they were that hard, either. Easier by far than CoH (another great game).

 

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It's true that many gamers have a morbid fascination with night elves. Aelon's search logs have far, far too many records of people searching for "night elf porn".

I won't go in to what else people have been looking for. Needless to say I don't know why they chose my site to look for it.

 


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...Do you have any?

 


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Fetts Vette posted:

Dawn of War - Dark Crusade : Looks like a really good game, too bad it's pretty hard and I suck majorly at RTS games.



I should have probably emphasized this part. I agree the game is great, but unless it was stupid-easy, I'd probably have trouble with it. I think before this, the only other RTS game I ever played were a few of the first missions on a burned copy of Starcraft long-long ago.

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That's what you get for rolling alliance.

Actually, now we get some of those same morons on horde side now that we have "sad-pervo-fappable" blood elves on our side.

 

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Aside from the usual moans about Raiden and Xen which are 100% on the button:

Deus Ex 2 - Amazingly single ammo type wasn't the most annoying thing. For some reason the mouse disappeared in the biomod and inventory screens, meaning I had to randomly click about like mad to get them installed as they'd oh so helpfully ditched the keyboard shortcuts from the first game. Fortunately I discovered about half way through that I could see the mouse if I changed into windowed mode; but that was still half a game's frustration that sullied the game even more than it was already sullied.

Wii Tennis - Why can't you act more like a tennis racket? Why, why why?

Peggle - My GOD getting a million points on a single level was so fucking hard and time consuming. I dont know why I have to be such a completest.

Starcraft - But I want to select all those units not just 12 of the fuckers. Aw c'mon just let me do it.

Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast - So I've just been cutting up all and sundry with my lightsaber and now you tell me I have to sneak past all these guys. Just fuck right off!

Enter the Matrix - I'm so glad I just borrowed that game. Aside from being shite, only having about 7 moves at best (rather than the 1500 or so claimed) and so on a couple of levels were rendered impossible to complete thanks to the utterly shoddy AI of the computer in the driving levels. I don't know how it managed to get a fucking driving license.

Worms 3D - Why did they even bother making it? It was kind of fun but it was never going to live up to the 2D incarnation was it?

Warrior Within - It should have been great, the level design was alright, the combat system was vastly improved, what could go wrong? Clearly a boorish Prince, a poor storyline, a horrid nu-metal soundtrack and some dull, uninspired art direction: that's what!

Will Rock - Cliched, horrible knock off of Serious Sam (but in Greece rather than Egypt) which utterly failed to be anywhere near as enjoyable.

 

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C&C 3:
Yes, the graphics do look pretty, but it doesn't mean I want to have a camera that's so far zoomed in that I can barely see past the gigantor tank taking up an eighth of the screen.

SupCom:
It's TA with better graphics. I expected so much more. I still love how it plays, but I'll stick to its spiritual predecessor since I don't need a supercomputer to run it.

All the Need for Speeds after Porsche Unleashed (excluding the PS2 version of Hot Pursuit 2):
How can you bugger up the handling so bad, and so repetitively? Hopefully with a new engine NFS Pro Street will be a return to form.

Rome Total War:
Rubbish battle camera. I hate how it doesn't allow seamless movement from one battle front to the other.

It's also far far far too addictive. I can no longer sleep before 2am because of this damn game.

Battlefield 2:
How can someone have fun by standing at a friendly airbase and blowing up any friendly who jumps in a plane/helicopter?

I hate how aircraft are almost impossible to shoot down, yet they can destroy a tank in one pass.

Only about 3 maps are ever played regularly. The awesome Euro Forces maps don't even have Aussie servers.

STALKER:
Not enough ammo, runs like a dog yet looks similar to HL2 (which runs like a dream).

HL2:
The city-17 battlescenes were repetitive (same buildings, same textures, same everything). Sure, it added atmosphere of it being a city where everyone is supposed to be the same, but no city is THAT perfect.

The Sims 2:
Poor pathfinding. How hard is it to use the freaking stairs?

Simcity 4:
What happened to the classic Simcity 2000 formula of building a supercity? It's just too fiddly for its own good.

Quake 4:
Blurg. The Doom 3 engine just isn't that good!

Oblivion, RCT3, COD2, The Sims:
All had frustrating show-stopper bugs popping up from time to time.

The whole Half Life 2 episode thing:
Once every six months my arse, episode 2 better blow my mind and last more than 6 freaking hours.

Counterstrike:
Why do people still play this game? It has outdated game mechanics and is full of meatheads.

Steam:
Neat idea, but far too intrusive. I don't want to be forced to update a single player game before I can play it. I also don't want a resource grabbing program running in the background while I play.

That's all I can think of for now.

 


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And to all those who have just come over to Aelon and searched for you-know-what, thanks. I hope you found what you were looking for.

Now get out of my webstat logs!

 


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I'd like to complain about the difficulty settings for Civ 4. There are at least eight of them (off the top of my head).

 


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It had damn well better roxor my soxorz.

Valve is a bunch of easing bastards.

Age of Empires II: Why can't I find you? I just want to play as the Teutons one more time!

 

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WHY Oh WHY DID I BUY 1.6 instead OF SOURCE!!!

 


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Stadric posted:


Age of Empires II: Why can't I find you? I just want to play as the Teutons one more time!


Come to Australia, they're still somehow managing to sell the Gold Edition for $30 in some places. Though it's finally fallen to the ultra-budget release of $20 everywhere else. Still, it's had a pretty awesome run for a 8 year old game.

 


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Civ IV - How many tanks do I have to loose to stupid longbowmen? Makes no sence at all.

 


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