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Chainsaws and Toasters is married. He is planning on buying a house. The only thing to come next is either a divorce, or children. C&T having a family of his own is just unsettling to me. And yet there is nothing I can do to stop it. The universe is at its end...

 

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My wife is on thyroid medication at the time being, but once she's stabilized (which may take a year or so) she's looking to breed with the darkness and spawn... SPAWN which will come to tear your soul from your intelligence and leave you drink blood from corn cobs.

I rather doubt I'll be part of the statistic and get a divorce. We're both rather intelligent and talk things about rather well. I'm too lazy to cheat (I could have easily by now, remember the whores at my MTV job) and she's too germ-phobic to as well, and since we're both sensible about money I don't see anything too bad that would split us up.

But your fears are well deserved, as I am going to do awful, terrible things to you one day. And I'll do it just to do it.

 


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Don't do that.

 


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Bah I quoted myself instead of editing.

 


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your wife is Greek right?( If I remember correctly)
I hope if you make children one day they be just like me when I was younger. Then you will get a divorce or you will eat your children as you did New York. :P

 

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I say congratulations.

Marriage is a wonderful, beautiful thing.

I don't think I've barely even told anyone, but my wife and I got back together a couple of months ago. We're trying to work things out.

 

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This is a great idea to increase the population of these forums. All thats left is for the rest of us to impregnate some hoes and and get our kids up in here! Ya'll gone make me lose my mind.

 


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Nice one, hope it works out.


 

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Doomman posted:

or you will eat your children as you did New York. :P</quote>

Just as old titan Kronos ate his children the Gods, shall the New Saturn devourer his young. All praise my rings.

[added Nov 28 2007 10:31AM]

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I say congratulations.

Marriage is a wonderful, beautiful thing.

I don't think I've barely even told anyone, but my wife and I got back together a couple of months ago. We're trying to work things out.


Interesting to hear. You know,a week after you told me your story the exact same thing happened to one of my best friends and his wife. I don't think they'll be getting back together anytime soon though.

 


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It's ironic. I just came back from a class all about torture and what to do if you're captured and the first thing I see on the forums is a thread about marriage.

 

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None married people shouldn't be allowed to tell marriage jokes, you just don't get it... the good and the bad, you'll never know until you are your self.

 


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Your display picture has oddly vaginal connotations.

 

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Thunderpants posted:

It's ironic. I just came back from a class all about torture and what to do if you're captured and the first thing I see on the forums is a thread about marriage.


How is that ironic?

 


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Cobra = Phallic + Vaginal + Danger, a truly grand avatar for the Chainsaw

 


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A truly impressive formula.

 

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