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Topic: What Hell Spawn is this?

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Illuminated_Sheep posted:
I hope you didn't phrase it like that in your local paper happy



Oddly enough, the New York Times has yet to contacted me for a quote.

 


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Troopa
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Congrats!

 

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i'm glad that the mention of the realess of the Nameless Mod made me reminisce about the forums or else I wouldn't have stopped by here and been able to congratulate you.

Oh and a quick word of advice; beer is not a suitable milk substitute no matter how much it quietens the little guy down!

 

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Lambchops, you fail to take into account that this is Chainsaws & Toaster's baby. He has the power of an Elder God, he can take a few beers. Hell, he'd probably drink me under the table.

Congrats, dude.

 

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For the kid's first birthday, I plan on getting him a box of wine.

 

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ChainsawDeathOrgy posted:
Yes, I had a son. A son that knows not to cry at night when Daddy is sleeping, or sleeping off booze for that matter. I still think puppies are cuter than babies though.


Wow, congratulations dude!

Hide your porn now.

 


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The worst part of all this is my wife had to have a c-section so now I can't wrestle or fight with her, and no *censored* vs *censored* wrestling if you know what I mean. Although last night we did get "hands on".

 


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I'm mildly surprised that you're not into C-Section fetish sex.

 

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Fetts_Vette posted:
I'm mildly surprised that you're not into C-Section fetish sex.


Direct orders from the doctor and hospital staff. We can't have any hot dogs being placed in the bun. Could my army men kill her internally?!

 


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You're getting soft in your old age.

 

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ChainsawDeathOrgy posted:
The worst part of all this is my wife had to have a c-section so now I can't wrestle or fight with her, and no *censored* vs *censored* wrestling if you know what I mean. Although last night we did get "hands on".


You can still throw it in her duff, dude.

C-Sections are two-way streets (one of my ex-girlfriends had 2 very young kids and she'd had C-Sections for both): on the one hand, it preserves the vagina on the other, it does some nasty stuff to the belly. Not sure which is worse.

 


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