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Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist. 7/22/03 4:17am
Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist.

One day, Butch (aka Juliet) was walking along the road with his friends. Their names were Brian (aka Sally) and Chadwick (aka Christy), when all of a sudden they all saw a shop. A shoe shop! So they ran into it and brought some 5 inch heels.

After many pleasant hours in the shop, they emerged fully satisfied. So they continued along the road, when out of an alleyway, a figure beckoned Butch and her friends. Looking at one another, they all minced into the alleyway.

Juliet took the lead and licking her lips asked the guy, in a rather deep voice, “Can we help you?”

“Well, my young pretties, I have something here that might interest you,” the figure said unzipping his, (get your mind out of the gutter!!!) jacket.

“This here map, will lead you to the lost city of Alzinbar, where all things were possible,” the figure said to them. “But be warned, the way there is not clear, and you may face the possibility of losing… a shoe or even a dress!”

“Well bugger that for a lark,” Said Sally and Christy in unison. And ran off, (well…as well as two fully grown men could in high heels and short skirts).

Butch (I mean Juliet), pondered for a moment, and then asked the figure, “So this city, will it involve Golden Shoes?”

“Yes.”

“Leg waxing?”

“Most properly not.”

“Oh, danger and maybe death?”

“That’s a possibility.”

“Pain?”

“Most likely.”

‘G-strings of doom?”

“Hmmmmmmmm, not that I can recall.”

“Oh, well then, at least it should have some chorus boys?”

Sensing that he was losing the interest of Juliet, the figure said, “Yes and there will be Lip syncing to Betty Midler songs as well.”

“Well in that case, count me in,” replied Butch.

The next day, at the docks, Butch is coming out of one of the many bars in the area. She can be seen waving to someone inside the bar, “Bye boys, don’t forget me, I off for an adventure on the high seas,” she shouts to someone inside of the bar.

“Bye Juliet,” comes from many different voices from the building.

Butch walks down the piers looking for her ship. Finally she finds the ship, ‘The Silver Swanky', and boards it.

The ship’s bell sounds and soon all that can be seen is the wake of the ship taking Butch into an exciting adventure in the Dreaded City of Alzinbar!

 

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RE: Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist. 7/22/03 4:36am
ROFL! That's... different...

 

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RE: Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist. 7/22/03 9:04am
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Apparently I also go by Christy according to Dracion =P

 

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RE: Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist. 7/22/03 9:45am
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Looks like it...

 

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RE: Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist. 7/22/03 10:49am
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Good shit, my friend. Dialog was the best part, it was funny but also seemed natural.

 

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RE: Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist. 7/22/03 2:48pm
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Chadwick...heh!

Sorry.

 

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RE: Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist. 7/24/03 5:34pm
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More?

 

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RE: Butch Summers, the Drag Queen Archeologist. 7/24/03 11:02pm
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Not sure, maybe.

 

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