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...I'd no longer be a virgin. But seeing as how my penis hasn't seen any action other than with Mrs. Palm, that label still applies to me. But, it might not for long with my "pimpin'" new car!



 

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Mrs palm gives good handjobs, no?

 


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Intriguing...

 


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Yeah, the Oldsmobile Intrigue is quite a pimping car, if you're a 60-year-old with erectile dysfunction.

 

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I stopped masturbating because I felt gay giving a guy a handjob.

 

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See, I could have gotten laid almost tweleve times with the money you spent on that thing.

You people waste money.

 

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Women are like Used Cars; it's hard to find a good one in your price range and most guys just buy a cheap one and spend a lot of money making it look better.

 


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TheMaestro posted:

I stopped masturbating because I felt gay giving a guy a handjob.


gg.

 

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A few details about my car: 2 previous owners, 104,400 miles on it(plus the 260 I've already put on it), originally imported from Ontario, crashed and salvaged, and I got it for under $4K.

 

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If sex were like a car, you would be sitting in bed crying while she looks at you with pity and says "It's ok, I'm sure it happens to a lot of guys"

 

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<orange>May I just state that the car looks incredbly American? And that equals ugly.

Well, at least you have a car. I only have the sex. grin </orange>

 

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While I admit I like the more boxy or extremely cirular look of european cars (or at least how cars by european companies look over here), you guys are not infallible. I remember a few years back when German car companies were pushing for front spoilers *shudder*

 


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<orange>Boxy? I don't think they look boxy. Well, I'm not saying I like European cars much. Though the latest few Renault models and Volkswagens look very nice. But usually, it's the Asian cars that look better.</orange>

 

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Cut the grass you fsking slacker

 

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That's not my lawn. Because my crapped out van is still out in front of my house I have to park my car in front of the neighbor's house.

 

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Mow your neighbours grass to get his trust then the loot his house...

 


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