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onesteptwo Posts: 3,219 Join Date: Nov '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/5/05 10:54am
	"I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN." "EVERYONE LIKES HOTDOGS!"
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chadowen a man. Posts: 3,113 Join Date: Sep '01	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/5/05 10:57am
	Love for Jaffar. -----signature----- www.chadomalley.com
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bumcivilian bee tee eff zor Posts: 6,499 Join Date: Sep '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/5/05 10:59am
	In Reply To #16 omg noe, it better be using a wrestling game. OMG OMG OMG SOMEBODY HAS TO DO THIS -----signature----- _ "often times, it seems that the only difference between children and the insane is pride of workmanship" - chris onstad, achewood
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[BTFzor]Ocelot Board Guest Posts: 745 Join Date: Oct '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/5/05 11:50am
	OMG. I almost magnulus'd shodan! -----signature----- ----------------------- !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM !HAM
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onesteptwo Posts: 3,219 Join Date: Nov '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/5/05 1:53pm
	DAY 2: Upon waking from his slumber, Jaffar decides to take a shower. Not realizing that he is breaking the unspoken rule that you shouldn't show you jibblies by standing up when someone else is taking a bath. BELOW WATERLINE DAMMIT! Ocelot seems to be enjoying the view anyway. Shacker decides to make friends with the postman by offering him cereal. Not just any cereal, but the CEREAL OF THE GODS. It had enough sugar in it to kill an elephant. Shacker throws some at the postman, only to almost kill him due to the high sugar levels. Pussy. Shacker goes to take a dump while Jaffar cooks and Shodan makes coffee. You know what they say about men with large noses eh? Well, I think it's wrong in Shacker's case. INVERSLY DEAD WRONG. Realizing that keeping his tray of napalm on the stove wasn't a good idea, Jaffar leapt into action and tried to put out the fire he started. Shodan takes this chance to grab his ass. The fire puts a fear of God into Jaffar. Shacker is afraid his dick is too small, and Ocelot wants more cash. A lot more cash. Content that his paynis is big enough. Shacker decides to go get some food, he starts to think about Ocelot which gets him playing with his nipples. Ocelot gets his nipples hard. This is deeply disturbing. Not knowing that he is deeply loved by his brother. Ocelot starts weeping for the lack of cash and property he owned. THAT MAKES ME A SAD JEW . He also looks at naked men to help cheer himself up. The sudden arrival of an extremely expensive statue makes Ocelot extremely happy, and he goes to inspect it. In a true display of perceptiveness and total understanding of art, Ocelot points out to Jaffar "Dude, look, boobs.". The prospect of boobs makes Ocelot so excited that he has to call up some friends and have a house party in celebration of expensive breasts. He and Shacker put on a display of crappy dancing so bad that a black man almost throws up. Even Jaffar is visbily disturbed. Annoyed that the black man got angry, Ocelot went to go cook him some hot wings to offend him, but ended up starting a fire because jews don't know how to cook (and can't turn on a dime lol). His jewish sense kicked in, and so he immediately did the most jewish action. Walk away and blame it on someone else. Shodan sees this as a challenge, and attempts to make the bigger fire by lighting of one her farts. Then all hell broke loose. Ocelot comes back and starts getting jiggy with the fireman as he's busy. He'd probably wouldn't have minded, but there was this creepy robotic chick that was right in this fire and not burning. Traumatized by the fire yet again, Jaffar went to go and stand in a quiet corner to calm down, but a bastard doctor burst in and tried to steal his tophat. Jaffar, being a totally awesome fighter, defends his top hat, but the doctor must have something! So he attempts to cut Shacker's jew nose off. Which is like cutting a Highlander's head off. Except it causes the jew to lose all his money instead of, like, dying. WHICH WAS WORSE THAN DEATH. He tries to cut the nose, but he finds it is made of JEWITE, the most expensive and toughest element in the UNIVERSE. It is rumoured that every bank's cornerstone is made of the substance, and so that if anyone tries to take the bank away, it will turn into a giant JEWMONSTER and ECONOMICALLY kick their ECONOMY. AND ASS. Ocelot decides to celebrate the defeat of the bastard doctor by taking a hottub. IN THE NUDE. But it seems that Shodan was already in there. So he just watched. Deciding that he MUST HOTTUB NUDE, he strips down, but Shodan with her fear of circumised paynises (lol she's jewish) gets out. So OCELOT TOTALLY AIRHUMPS HER. Creepy. Shodan makes a fatal mistake and turns around. She is probably blind for life now. So happy with his NUDE HOTTUBBING ACTION (that's for google u c), he goes in and makes out with Shacker. NOT. JOKING. Happy, they all retire to bed. OMG SPECIAL BONUS: http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=awesomesauc17ru.jpg (lol fabio ocelot) [added Sep 5 2005 2:11PM] "I GOT YOUR NOSE! OH SNAP, NOES!"
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DocSar Posts: 7,216 Join Date: Jun '01	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/5/05 3:43pm
	OKAY, let's try this once more: http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/8726/dscf04589zc.jpg I'm a Scorpio and I pursue ROMANCE, BABY, YEAH! (also, labcoat, cowboy hat, black t-shirt, blue jeans plz) -----signature----- aPPLE pIE iCE cREAM
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bumcivilian bee tee eff zor Posts: 6,499 Join Date: Sep '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/5/05 4:55pm
	/vote -----signature----- _ "often times, it seems that the only difference between children and the insane is pride of workmanship" - chris onstad, achewood
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onesteptwo Posts: 3,219 Join Date: Nov '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/6/05 12:29am
	I announce plans for an addition to the neighbourhood. In this case, it is going to be the Von Niggastolemy Bike family. Which will consist of Sargasm, DocSarcasm and Wolfy. Day 1 coming soon. WILL THE AWESOMESAUC FAMILY WELCOME THEM OR NOT? AND WILL DOCSAR TOTALLY MACK ON SHODAN? I THINK SO! [added Sep 6 2005 5:07AM] EDIT: HERE IS A BETTER PIC. OMG THE VON NIGGASTOLEBIKE FAMILY MOVED IN!!!111!!! Upon moving in their stuff, DocSar decides the first order of business is to celebrate. CELEBRATE WITH ALCOHOL! He has great plans for his Alcohol Stand. He plans to put all those pussy lemonade stands out of business. FOREVER! Nobody around, DocSar decides that this is boring, and so decides to get drnk. Sars decides to play with a RC Car while Leo and Wolfy settle down for some CONSOLE GAMING. It is then that the paperboy shows up, and Sargasm does his community duty by telling him that Leo is a violent child rapist. Thankful for the warning, he leaves a paper, but before Sars can get to it. A MYSTERIOUS WOMAN SHOWS UP. Sars hides behind the palm tree to try and figure out what to do. Follow Leo's teachings; just knock her out with a brick and rape her then? Or slip some roofles into her drink later? THE DECISIONS! At that point, DocSar rushed over just in time to save Leo from being REVERSERAEP'D by Wolfy. Wolfy is an incredibly sore loser but Doc manages to pry him off, just in time for people to show up! Leo makes up by giving Wolfy a hug. Or possibly trying to snap his spine. Ocelot gets on incredibly well with Wolfy, as it turns out they are both CELL WARRIORS, and they retell stories of HARDCORENESS in the CELLS for ATTEMPTED ASSAULT (in Wolfy's case) and ATTEMPTED EMBELZEMENT (in Ocelot's case). Leo stares at a woman who is within his raepable zone, but isn't unconcious. Shacker goes to sit down as Doc comes out with some food. Leo spots Shodan and decides to, shock horror, put the moves on her in a NON-VIOLENT WAY. Naturally, with him sounding like Tarzan ("Me Leo, you rapebait.") he fails. He decides to try and airhump her, and see if his moves could win her over. Fed up with this gay 'consenual crap', he just goes for it, but he has wasted the element of surprise and Shodan gets away before RAEPEGE can occur. Shacker decides to take a dip in the hottub as Doc continues to get even more drnker. Sars sees some old dude stepping on his turf so he totally goes to lay the smackdown on him. Ocelot is bored and so thinks of more money. And how he could get it from stealing their crap. He goes inside to check out the rest of their stuff. Venturing inside, Leo is telling Wolfy about Ocelot's jew nose, which is HUEG. Wolfy is totally liek 'no way' but Leo is all 'it's bigger than my fist(ing)'. They don't seem to notice that Ocelot is standing right near them. Somewhat offended, Ocelot goes outside and gets back at them by nekkid hottubbing. Doc, who is heavily drnk by this point, sees Ocelot and follows suit. Stripping off and getting in. Shodan goes to get in, but makes the mistake of looking down. She instinctively backs away, but gets in anyway. Perhaps she liked what she saw (lol uncircumsized). With two hot chicks near him while he's nekkid, Ocelot talks about the first thing that jumps to his mind. They should make a porno film. Doc is totally up for it, but Ocelot is liek 'omg gay' and leaves. Doc turns to the ladies and winks, but this creeps them out. Or the fact that his breath could strip paint off walls. The girls head inside, and Leo stands there, caught between which one to raep first. HE CANNOT DECIDE! Doc goes to toast his new business partner. Using dirty-handed jew tactics and jew money, they planned to run out every lemonade store out in the COUNTRY! THEN THE WORLD! DocSar's patented alcohol stands were going to be bigger than Walmart. They drank and Ocelot thought about all the money he was going to make. While Doc just drank. Doc accidentally walks too close by the stove, and his breath starts a fire up. Shacker takes this advantage to try and rip out Wolfy's heart, but he cannot find it. Doc, being scared (i.e. sobered up) by the fire, goes and does the only thing that seems sensible to him. DRINK MORE! TO BE CONTINUED?
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bumcivilian bee tee eff zor Posts: 6,499 Join Date: Sep '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/6/05 6:28am
	In Reply To #24 That's the gayest Sargasm i've ever seen. -----signature----- _ "often times, it seems that the only difference between children and the insane is pride of workmanship" - chris onstad, achewood
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Raveros Board Guest Posts: 12,566 Join Date: Feb '04	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/6/05 1:33pm
	In Reply To #1 lmao -----signature----- I am the man who makes the impossible, possible
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DocSar Posts: 7,216 Join Date: Jun '01	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/6/05 1:55pm
	I would contend, sir, that my sequined yellow country and western singer shirt is much more gay. -----signature----- aPPLE pIE iCE cREAM
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chadowen a man. Posts: 3,113 Join Date: Sep '01	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/9/05 1:59pm
	MORE. MOOOORE. -----signature----- www.chadomalley.com
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bumcivilian bee tee eff zor Posts: 6,499 Join Date: Sep '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/9/05 4:18pm
	In Reply To #28 omg, okay tomorrow i'll update, i've been busy will real lifes etc. -----signature----- _ "often times, it seems that the only difference between children and the insane is pride of workmanship" - chris onstad, achewood
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DragonSpear Board Guest Posts: 5,225 Join Date: Jul '01	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/9/05 4:36pm
	Tweak, I think I love you. -----signature----- ----------------------------------- End of post.
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bumcivilian bee tee eff zor Posts: 6,499 Join Date: Sep '03	RE: LE BEMTEST PRODJECT! SI LIVES!!! 9/9/05 7:32pm
	In Reply To #30 PONY! Woke up from your Long Summer Nap© did you? -----signature----- _ "often times, it seems that the only difference between children and the insane is pride of workmanship" - chris onstad, achewood
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