Dear Diary, It's me, Sploogio. Along with being back in [GSF], I one day hope to be a bald spy who street races. Also, today I questioned my sexuality and my longterm relationship. I think I'm over Gertie the Goat. He's just not doin' it for me anymore.
Dear Diary, Yeah, yeah, you know it's me again. Today I lost my virginity to a wolverine. It was... nice. Kind of romantic. Didn't really see it coming. Take that whatever way you want to, you sick, sick Diary. Also, I'm thinking of changing my name from Sploogio to Baron. For various reasons. I also like chickens in my ass.
Otaku Dude posted: It's 1:27 AM. That big red dot is.. <red>FUCKING BLINDING MY TIRED EYES!!!</red>