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[GSF]Quizical  917 posts
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THE LEGEND RETURNS 11/14/05 3:35pm
FIRST, there was the fanfiction.
THEN came the GRAPHIC NOVEL ADAPTION.

Exclusively on /GSF and wherever else I choose to spam it...
POKEMON/LOTR LOLFANFICCROSSOVER

"omg i wil be teh pokeymonn mastar!" quizicl sed as he loked for teh bulbasores
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then a tiem portel opende up and quizicla was suked thru adn he was noked owt
"omg whare am i?!?!?!?!?!11" he ascked
"yuo are in teh lotr" sed a hobit
"omg wtf?!1" sed quizicla
"teh evil loard suron wnats my rign but he canot haev uit becios it is evil oh noes" sed the hobbit who helpde quizicla to his fete
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"omg thx" sed quizilca "who r u?"
"i am frodo" sed teh hobit "tihs is my frend samwies adn aragron and legslas adn dwarf and gandahlf"
"helo" sed quizical
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"plz help us wiht ouwr qwest" sewd gandahlf who loked wies
"okei" sed quizicla
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tehy wakled thru a forrest adn stoped becoz tehre where ppl in fornt of tehm with blcak colthes
"give me teh rign!" sed teh figare in balck
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"omg nevar" sed frodo who toko owt his sawed
"i wil kil u hobitt!!!!!1" sed teh evil man
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"tehy r teh nazgulls" sed gandfal "they r eval"
"omg leeve tihs 2 me" sed quizcial
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he bakfliped on 2 a tre brancsh adn teh nazguls gsaped tehn he tooke owt a pokeybal adn presed the buton
"I CHOSE U PIKACHOO" quizcial sed
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pikacoo caem owt of teh bal adn sedn a tuhnder atack at teh nazgulls who flew into teh air adn whre burnted
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"omg" sed fordo
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taht nite tehy where al aslepe adn frordo wkaed up quizicla
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"u r prity" he sed
"omg sex plz" sed quizcla
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samwies wos woked by ther pasunate noisse btu pretnded 2 b aslep btu he wos cryeng bcos he luvd fordo
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"omg golum u wil not win" sed quizcla who nwo had teh rign
"omg prechuse" sed golum
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"PIKACHOO I CHOSE U"
golum was liteninged adn fel itno teh fiears of mownt dome
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quizlcla frew teh rign in 2 teh lava adn teh evil lrod suron was destroid
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a tiem portel opned up adn quizicle jumdpe thru
"bey evry1" he sed to hsi new frends
"bey quzizial we luiv u" tehy sed becos tehy did
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ALS WEL TAHT ENDS WEL

And there you have it. Fuck Hemingway. Slash fanfic is the way of the future.

 

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DocSar  7216 posts
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RE: THE LEGEND RETURNS 11/14/05 4:05pm
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BECAUSE OF THIS BOLD LITERARY MASTERPIECE, SOME DAY I WILL WRITE A GREAT DARK TOWER/KINGDOM HEARTS FANFIC

 

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Grudgeal  17099 posts
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RE: THE LEGEND RETURNS 11/15/05 12:11am

...And yes, he still sucks.

 

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Noq  2980 posts
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RE: THE LEGEND RETURNS 11/16/05 10:13am
In Reply To #1
It hurts really bad...where I pee.

 

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mariospants  6259 posts
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RE: THE LEGEND RETURNS 2/3/06 12:59pm
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my 5 year old seriously loved it. respect.

 
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