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[GSF]Holliday
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Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:50pm
What's that my son? You seek enlightenment? Look no further than becoming master of your domain.
What is the one thing you have no control over no matter how much you think you do? Your sex drive that is what. Yes I am talking about a strike on masturbation. In IRC we have been tooling around with it and tried to start but people wanted to join later and stuff so it was screwing up the race. So this thread shall make it official.
First let me give a few reasons why. Theres many reasons to join on, and they happen to usually be custom tailored to one's own situation. For example Sargasm is doing it because he wants to prove Jesus wrong. So a brief list of positive outcomes:
1. If you can conquer the one thing that has destroyed men in the past, destroyed empires and made cities fall, what can't you conquer?
2. After a certain period of time your sex drive dies and you no longer have the desires as before. This leads to increases productivity. Think of how much more you could get accomplished if you weren't after sex. I am not just talking the act but think of how many boring/obnoxious dates you have put up with just for booty.
3. There is nothing like the freedom of belonging entirely to one's own self, no one has control but you.
4. Apparently it proves Jesus wrong
5. Its just damned amusing
6. Setting goals builds character
Ok so anyway here are the rules.
Rule #1:
The strike will go on as long as it has to. Meaning until one man is left it is still going.
Rule #2:
This includes both masturbation and sexual conduct with another human/animal/furry.
Rule #3:
The breaking point is "release" or "ejaculation". This means if you wake up soggy in your own love juice, you lost baby.
Rule #4:
Be honest, since it is judged on the honor system you will feel like shit for lieing anyway your worthless sack of meat.
Rule #5:
No woman, sorry but its biological.
Rule #6:
To be in it, you must post in this thread saying "I (your name) swear I shall enter this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here."
Ok details: It will start sometime before friday, friday at the latest. Basically we need Quizical to see this thread since he is already striking from the first kicker. A few of us I know are already in it but you guys post here anyway just for the record.
The date shall be set 24 hours in advance, so those not present at its setting do not 'mistakenly' loose without even knowing it. And also for the last chance fap I guess.
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:53pm
In Reply To #1
My balls are becoming heavier BY THE MINUTE.
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:54pm
I Sargasm swear I shall enter this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here.
IN YOUR FACE, JESUS
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MAYONNAISE ON EVERYTHING
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:54pm
"I MOSZ swear I shall enter this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here."
woei
I just want to be master of my domain so that when bitches try to manipulate me I can just be like, "NO BITCH, YOU WASTE OF LIFE"
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:54pm
I RagMan swear I shall enter this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:55pm
Oh yes I am in as well.
I Holliday swear I shall enter this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here.
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:56pm
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Thank goodness your greek escapades already occured.
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:56pm
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moz
posted:
"I MOSZ swear I shall enter this strike..."
NO SETTING LOOPHOLES YOUNG MAN
"I Ed_OSCURO swear I shall enter this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here. I get to go free eventually however."
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 7:58pm
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I did not want to enter loopholes, honest!
Seriously, I am in. MOSZ, MOZ, mOZ, moz, MOZES, all of these names are still YOURS TRULY.
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 8:00pm
I shall not join your silly strike, nay I shall fap TWICE AS MUCH NOW. I need to keep my prostate from getting cancer too!
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He zooms, fires and BANG!... you can start from scratch.
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 8:00pm
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MOZES, was discovered in a basket floating by some Nile reeds. BRING US THE COMMANDMENTS OF FAP, YOUNG MOZES!
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 8:12pm
I ,ShangTang, swear I shall enter this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here
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Yuck Fou
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 8:19pm
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<strike>I Pyronus swear I shall fap till my wang turns red and raw for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall fap whenever I want to for ever and ever.</strike>
shit.
I Pyronus swear I shall enter this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here.
There we go...
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 8:21pm
I shall join the fap strike. In fact, it's been a month since I last fapped. However, I must say I shall (attempt to) keep it up with my girlfriend. So, (insert the thumbs down icon because this fgt forum doesn't have images enabled).
Good luck fellas.
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 8:25pm
I Nacho Fury swear I have entered this strike against my sexual desires for whatever reasons I hold true, and shall uphold and abide by the rules set here.
"QUZZICAL HAS MY TIME I STARTED AND EVERYHITNG"
note: I am semi-cheating as being semi-sick as lowed my sex-drive to NEAR ZERO!
OH NOES! but still, being sick hasn't stopped me from fapping in the past, so I'm not going to count the sickness thing anywasy.
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RE: Master of your Domain
2/23/04 8:35pm
In Reply To #11
COMMANDMENTS OF FAP
1. Thou shalt have no bad pr0n before me
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven fap
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the VAGINA thy God in vain
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it fappy
5. Honor thy hand and thy wang
6. Thou shalt kill your sperm
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery against thy penis
8. Thou shalt not steal lubricants
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor in chastity contests
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors pr0n
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