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Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 8:13am
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named
Taco
. Taco got on his wife's nerves a lot with his random weirdness, so sometimes
he didn't get a lot of action
. Then, for Mother's Day, Taco scored his wife a free
piano
. That made the Great Red Wifezilla so happy, she let Taco go back to work making
pornographic films
. And they all lived happily ever after.
The end.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 8:17am
This topic has made me incredibly horny and I now require copious amounts of assmeats. Either that or I'm going to have to go on a random hump spree and take out many innocent people/things/pets.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 8:19am
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I suggest drive by humpings. They're all the rage in the inner city these days.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 8:39am
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Last time I did a drive by humping I got the Golden Wang caught in a mailbox.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 9:40am
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I see that you decorate your pianos with strange, malformed
dildos
as well.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 9:57am
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My goal is to always have one within arms reach, anywhere I go in the house.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 12:07pm
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<orange>Ha, I beat you to it!</orange>
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Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman:
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 1:10pm
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You have them within arm's reach no matter where you go in my house?
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/10/04 6:57pm
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I know I have mine within arms
lenght
but I only have one of them.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/11/04 4:18am
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Show me a man who's that blessed, and I'll show you a man who never uses revolving doors.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/11/04 10:45pm
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<orange>Ah, you hadn't noticed yet?
... *takes them away to a dark room and locks the door* ...</orange>
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/12/04 6:09am
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Now he's going to go on a cocking spree likely to injured many people. Fuckin' pervert.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/12/04 7:06am
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O_o
Oh, the humanity!
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/12/04 7:22pm
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PAR you unholy freak. I thought you went to couseling for that?
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/12/04 7:30pm
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I think it was the victims that were counselled, actually. Well, that, and offered cigarettes. You know.
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RE: Story Time with Taco
5/13/04 1:10am
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Well done, Sir.
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