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Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Taco. Taco got on his wife's nerves a lot with his random weirdness, so sometimes he didn't get a lot of action. Then, for Mother's Day, Taco scored his wife a free piano. That made the Great Red Wifezilla so happy, she let Taco go back to work making pornographic films. And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

 

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This topic has made me incredibly horny and I now require copious amounts of assmeats. Either that or I'm going to have to go on a random hump spree and take out many innocent people/things/pets.

 


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I suggest drive by humpings. They're all the rage in the inner city these days.

 

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Last time I did a drive by humping I got the Golden Wang caught in a mailbox.

 


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I see that you decorate your pianos with strange, malformed dildos as well.

 

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My goal is to always have one within arms reach, anywhere I go in the house.

 

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<orange>Ha, I beat you to it!</orange>

 

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You have them within arm's reach no matter where you go in my house?

 

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I know I have mine within arms lenght but I only have one of them.

 

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Show me a man who's that blessed, and I'll show you a man who never uses revolving doors.

 

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<orange>Ah, you hadn't noticed yet?

... *takes them away to a dark room and locks the door* ...</orange>

 

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Now he's going to go on a cocking spree likely to injured many people. Fuckin' pervert.

 


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O_o

Oh, the humanity!

 

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PAR you unholy freak. I thought you went to couseling for that?

 


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I think it was the victims that were counselled, actually. Well, that, and offered cigarettes. You know.

 

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Well done, Sir.

 

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