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[GSF]JohnDoe  1939 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/19/04 6:17am
congrats you crazy procreator.

one day me and DF will visit you, BABY ITS WHATS FOR DINNER shock

 

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ChefWilburto  129 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/19/04 6:26am
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Baby pics!!!

I remember when I was a baby... no wait i dont sad

Anyways, good luck your life will never be the same, it will be much much better(even if you dont realise it at the time).

 
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SladeKy  364 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/19/04 12:19pm
Congrats, the whole name sounds really Finnish, though Joonatan's not a very common name here.

 

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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/19/04 3:17pm
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<orange>What about Anna Eriksson's "Juliet ja Joonatan"? wink

</orange>click and search for "Juliet"

 

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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/19/04 8:40pm
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When he starts reading, will it be with orange text?

 
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Mckree  13171 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/20/04 5:45am
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And will it cause him to develop an aversion to OJ in the process?

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Congratulations on the kid, did you recheive your copy of the secret book of parenting yet?

 
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Fragrag  1103 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/20/04 11:39am
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Is your wife also a computer fanatic?

 
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parena  1051 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/21/04 10:44pm
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<orange>Apart from close-to-spamming a forum or two, general browsing and emailing: nope. An occasional Mahjong is the biggest thing she's done, really. grin </orange>

 

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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/22/04 12:40pm
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Perhaps multiple connections as well.

 

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[GSF]JohnDoe  1939 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/22/04 1:03pm
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"Fathers Club Subscription, for high speed babies. Fathers Club subscribers are elligable to participate in closed Baby tests, and often get Exclusive releases first!"

 

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DragonSpear  5225 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/23/04 7:41am
Congratulations on adding another geek to the world.
Remember It's never to early to get them intrested in conquering the world.

I'm not sure where you can buy "My first killer mutant robot army" though.

 

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tacoprophet  1879 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/23/04 8:10am
D-Spear posted:

I'm not sure where you can buy "My first killer mutant robot army" though.


Lego Mindstorms, my friend. Lego Mindstorms.

 

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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/23/04 1:11pm
Atta way to spawn, Parena. We all knew you could do it.

(Note to IRC-whores: I'm still alive, I was at my cousin's for a few days...and my computer is sort of on the fritz and mIRC stopped working for some odd reason)

 

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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/23/04 2:34pm
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<strike>I'm not sure if I'm the only one getting this error, but something seems to have to come loose at the clan website you might want to take a lookie.</strike>

It's fixed now.

 

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tacoprophet  1879 posts
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RE: Who's yo daddy?! 6/28/04 5:15pm
Oh, son of a bitch.

No clue where else to post it so I'm dropping it here. I guess it's marginally on-topic. More so than some others, anyway. And it doesn't really seem worth starting a new topic, but damn, I gotta type it up.

Picture it. Sicily. Nineteen forty-three. There I was.

No, wait... that was somebody else.

Okay, so North Carolina. Fifteen minutes ago. There I was.

My wife was out at an appointment, and I'm watching the rug rat. He wanted to watch a movie, so I let him go pick out a DVD. He chose Finding Nemo. He and I have watched that one dozens of times.

So we were watching the intro, and he asked for some chocolate milk. He's not allowed any after 8, but it was just before the deadline, he remembered to say please without being prompted, and I was in a good mood, so I got up to go make him some. While I was puttering about in the kitchen, the barracuda attack scene was playing.

So I'm sitting there stirring chocolatey goodness into fresh moojuice, and I hear these little footsteps patter up behind me, and he goes, "Daddy, where's Coral?"

Fuck.

Why, oh why did I get my kid a movie that starts with cartoon clownfish genocide?

Parena, take heed... it's too late for me. Save yourself. That sucked.

 

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