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Mckree  13171 posts
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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/27/04 5:06am
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Every egg is basically female, but there are male and female sperm.

Every egg has one X chromosome and the sperm carry X and Y chromosomes. The ones with the X chromosomes are slower, but more enduring, and the ones with the Ys are faster, but burn out soon.

Isn't it all interesting?

 
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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/27/04 5:49am
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Or kill all the idiot kids.

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/27/04 7:36am
God damn Forumplanet.

CoyoteExile posted:

Y'know all you have to do to balance out all the morons who breed is have another 6 billion or so kids. Get to work.</quote>

The work is nice, and the hours are great... but 6 billion? Criminy. I guess I'd better get cracking.

You guys might want to invest in Gatorade. Their stock is going to be going up.

Nyopallo posted:

Also, does your son seriously say "Yack yack yack." when you ask him what mommy says?


Yep.

Last week, I taught him that Mr. T says "I pity da foo." What's funny is that he doesn't like to do that one for my friends. When he refuses to tell my friends what Mr. T says, I'll extend my pinky daintily and ask him if Mr. T says (in a prissy voice and British accent) "I would like some tea and crumpets, please." This totally offends him, and he screams, "NO! HE SAYS 'I PITY DA FOO!'"

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How many young'uns do you have (counting the upcoming girl)?


This one will be my second.

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/27/04 7:47am
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I like this plan more than is healthy. OK revised plan, Taco start breeding prodigiously while I assemble a squad of mercenaries to balance things out faster.

 
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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/27/04 9:06am
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Perhaps I should start training my spawn as ninja idiot-slayers.

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/27/04 2:07pm
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How does the wife respond to that one?

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/27/04 2:51pm
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Which one? The yack yack yack thing?

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/28/04 7:15am
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"I PITY DA FOO!"

ROFL, seriously...

Congrats on the girly, just make sure Nacho doesn't abuse her to much like I did with my sister. I guess those therapy sessions are getting quite expensive and my parents don't appreciate it...

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/28/04 8:21am
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X-D

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/28/04 10:10am
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That type of abuse goes on regardless of whether the younger one is a boy or a girl. I teased my brother so much when we were young that he got hives.

He, of course, learned from all the torment I gave him, and visited it threefold upon my kid sister. happy

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/28/04 2:16pm
The Taquito Prophet

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/28/04 9:12pm
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Yeah. I can't imagine that went over well.

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 8/28/04 10:27pm
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She was mildly annoyed. What really pissed her off, though, was when she tried to retaliate by teaching him that Daddy says, "Mommy's sexy."

WIFEY: What does daddy say?

NACHO: No! He says [exasperated sigh, rolls his eyes], "Oh, mommy."

I totally did not teach him that; he came up with it on his own.

Naturally, she doesn't believe me. I probably wouldn't either, in her shoes, but still. happy

 

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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 9/1/04 2:46am
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Wait wait wait wait. You named your kid Nacho? I hope to God that isn't after Nacho_Fury.

Next you'll be teaching him how to say "buttse."

But GG anyway, that kid sounds awesome.

(The new guy.)

 
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RE: ...And the geek shall inherit the earth 9/1/04 2:09pm
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His name isn't Nacho, it's a joke. He's The Nacho Prophet.

 

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