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Actually, it's bad luck to have women. "Aboard ships" is a red herring.

Of course, it's worse luck not to have women, so whaddayagonnado?

 

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<orange>Hurrah for babies! Congratulations! Now start working on more, we need a whole army, you see?!</orange>

 

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gg @ spawning


 

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The Taco Prophet posted:


Of course, it's worse luck not to have women, so whaddayagonnado?


Hiring them as the need arrises would be the logical thing to do, but I think there's a glaring flaw in there that I'm overlooking.

 


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If there is, I don't see it.

 

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Hiring them as the need arrises would be the logical thing to do, but I think there's a glaring flaw in there that I'm overlooking.


My college roommate and I had an argument that lasted years, over which was preferable for taking over the world: a loyal army of prostitutes, or an army of loyal prostitutes.

 

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Depends on the size, technology and armaments. Also, how attractive the prostitutes are. Easier to corner the worldwide prostitution marked if they look pretty, but if they're several million strong and with proper discipline, training, dedication and weaponry, it's better just to use them to take over the whole world.

I'd still prefer robots, ninjas, cyborgs or vikings to any lameass army of prostitutes, however.

 

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All fair, but for the purposes of this argument, the choices are only a loyal army of prostitutes, or an army of loyal prostitutes. The prostitutes in question are assumed to be identical save for the placement of the loyalty modifier -- they're equally attractive, etc.

 

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<orange>You mean there are attractive prostitues?! Without the scars and stuff? Crap...</orange>

 

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I didn't mean to imply that, necessarily... much as negative acceleration is still acceleration, negative attractiveness is still attractiveness. Just not, you know, pleasant attractiveness.

That said, for the purposes of this exercise, you may assume the prostitutes of this magical land are all hawt.

 

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A loyal army of prostitutes. You can use them as prostitutes in the downtime and employ the pimp slap when they try to go, but as long as you use them as an army, they're loyal.

 


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