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[GSF]Tech_Paradox  248 posts
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Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/18/05 2:16pm
... 'cause tomorrow is my birthday, mothafocka!

Yeah, many moons ago on February 19th at sometime around 3:00 AM I came kicking and screaming into the world...

True story: My dad was the stereotypical "shaken new dad" when he finally got mom to the hospital. They pulled up to the emergency room and got her out of the car. The night nurse came out to help them and asks what's wrong. My dad says, "I think my wife's pregnant!"

At which point mom smacked him upside the head and said, "I KNOW I'M PREGNANT YOU IDIOT! I'M IN LABOR!"

Moral: Don't irritate a woman in labor.

 

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parena  1051 posts
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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/18/05 3:55pm
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Tech_Paradox posted:
... 'cause tomorrow is my birthday, mothafocka!

Yeah, many moons ago on February 19th at sometime around 3:00 AM I came kicking and screaming into the world...</quote>

Well, it's the 19th and 00:54 now, so that's close enough: happy birthday, biatch!

<quote by="Tech_Paradox">Moral: Don't irritate a woman in labor.


Don't remind me, I still have back-ache, head-ache and crotch-ache.</orange>

 

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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/18/05 8:39pm
You're still younger than me so GET OFF MY LAWN!! Damn kids...

 
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[GSF]Tech_Paradox  248 posts
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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/18/05 8:53pm
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Pfft. By three years. Now shut up and have a glass of metamucil with me - us old farts need to keep our fiber intake up...

 

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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/19/05 2:53am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...i put my blood and sweat into this cake i made you...you better eat it!

 

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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/19/05 9:34am
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I'll be at the Six String at 9. Guinness is on me.

 

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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/19/05 12:58pm
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Happy 00110011001100000111010001101000 birthday.

 

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parena  1051 posts
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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/19/05 3:46pm
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<orange>Jeebus, another milestone. Another old person!</orange>

 

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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/19/05 4:44pm
Happy Birthday!

 

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[GSF]Tech_Paradox  248 posts
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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/19/05 6:12pm
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Yeah, I'm the big 3-oh today. Ten years 'til mid-life crisis, neh? grin

 

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CookieJesus  5691 posts
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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/19/05 9:09pm
It's me dad's day too... Having beers for you both.

 

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tacoprophet  1879 posts
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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/20/05 6:35am
Tech_Paradox posted:

Yeah, I'm the big 3-oh today. Ten years 'til mid-life crisis, neh? grin


HA! I beat you to it by a few months, whippersnapper! happy

 

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Grudgeal  17099 posts
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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/20/05 10:55am

Lousy birthday.

 

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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/20/05 1:02pm
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CookieJesus posted:

It's me dad's day too... Having beers for you both.


My mums today. Belated birthday wishes.

 
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Doctorfett  279 posts
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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/21/05 8:34am
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Yeah, I'm the big 3-oh today. Ten years 'til mid-life crisis, neh? grin


That depends, how early are you planning on dying? If you die when you're 60, you should be having a crisis now. Me? Considering my physical state, I started my mid-life crisis two years ago.

Anyways, happy birthday. Um....yeah.

 

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RE: Buy me a drink, bitch... 2/21/05 9:52am
I'm only eight or nine days late!

 

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