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After months of stalking, I was able to track Fett down to a steaming state somewhere in the southeastearn United States. I don't recall the exact coordinates, but the place seemed to be characterized by humidity, kudzu, good music, and extremely hot coeds in flimsy clothing.

At this time, I can confirm rumors that he is indeed one of the best things currently stalking the earth. Sadly, I was unable to clone him in order to bring home one of my very own. My sexual misadventures will remain woefully mundane until I am able to rectify this situation. The goat is inconsolable.

 

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I clicked the link and then...it all went blank. I came to a minute ago and my monitor was cracked, my pants were missing and my no no area is very sore.

 


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Show me where <strike>I</strike> the bad man touched you...

 

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That's the most scary-awesome thing I've seen this year.

And it looks like you even dressed up for the occasion, tie and all!

 


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Yeah, I stopped by to stalk Fett on my way home from a wedding. It was a rare sighting of Taco not dressed like a homeless person.

 

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Speaking of sore, how's the scalp doing?

 

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I won't got into the details of the meeting, I will just say two things.

1) Taco bought me mashed potatoes and therefore now owns my soul.
2) We may make fun of it a lot, but Taco really does look damn good in chaps.

 

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I now refer to my scalp as The Big Red Ouchie.

 


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fett posted:

2) We may make fun of it a lot, but Taco really does look damn good in chaps.


I found out why they call them that though. Damn. I'm going to be smearing carmex on my ass for weeks.

 

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The Taco Prophet posted:

I'm going to be smearing carmex on my ass for weeks.


Is it wrong that this turned me on?

 


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Baby, if that's wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

 

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Is that a earring I see you wearing?

 


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No, we just can't see the metal side of his face. Taco is actually a Terminator sent to terminate Fett; that's why the latter is screaming in pain and the former in ecstacy at having accomplished his mission. Unfortunately we are forced to conclude, judging from his expression, that the machines have completed research on the dreaded P-Nis model Terminator.

 

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What no one can see off camera is the 500 pound man ready to spray both of them with man juice...

 

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A little of both, actually. It's an earring, and I'm also a highly advanced robot sent back from the future to kill all of you with sexual pleasure. One down... um... a bunch to go.

Fortunately for you all, I was wearing a shirt so you can't see the nipple ring.

 

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Take it off

 


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