Not for the faint hearted...


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That made me hurt in my special place.

I'm in tears, seriously.

Excellent. I also like the review entitled "DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS." Sound advice , that.

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Maybe I went through puberty wrong, but who has a hairy *knob*?

Is this Amazon.ro?

There must be someone out there with one...

*checks*

Not me!

Check back with me during the full moon.

had me in tears too. I'm going to buy that for someone (not Sunny Muffins)

I've known guys and girls that have waxed/buzzed/razored/tweezed/shaved/burned/whatever their pubes off one time or the other. In the end it seems like a short set electric razor does the best, least irritable job. I know a lot of girls swear by full waxing but it kind of looks like a war zone for a bit, I like my junk to be in prime condition as often as possible.

So, a funny and embarrassing story that relates to this.

When I was 16 or 17 I had my first girlfriend that was super-sexual. This wasn't one of those "we're both figuring stuff out" kind of relationships. She was definitely more experienced and really (awesomely) aggressive about things.

So, as I was getting ramped up on all the fun stuff we were doing I thought "Hey, I'll shave my junk!" as a surprise for her one night. By shave I mean real razor quality stuff. So I went about the business. I got a little too into it, maybe too obsessed with the 'closeness' of the shave. With the grain, then against it etc etc. I spent a good hour in the shower I think.

When I was done, it was fucking awesome. Well, for that evening at least. Both parties were pretty enthusiastic with the result and we went to town. Basically, not to get too graphic, there was a lot of aggressive contact/friction/rubbing all over that particular area for that evening.

She parts, I go to sleep sore and feeling pretty ballin'.

The next day I wake up... and what the fuck. Remember when I said war zone up above? This was worse. Ingrown hairs and irritation and all sorts of pain. But, in my stupid 17 year old mind, I didn't connect the shaving of last night to the pain of the morrow. I thought she was unclean and this was some insta-herpes or something.

After mulling over it for a bit phone calls were made, concerns raised, trust was questioned... all sorts of madness. It went so far as doctor visit/test result proofs and all that, but the whole trust questioning kind of killed the relationship. I can't believe through the whole thing neither of us thought to question the hair removal as a cause.

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If you had used Lube, all would have been saved...