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In Reply To #44
Interesting fact: 'Google' is how you pronounce 'browser' if you have a mouthful of cock.
Or how you pronounce most things, really.
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In Reply To #46
I'm going to have to run some tests to confirm this.
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Well, obviously, before. After was all gendarmes and dick stitches.
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Dracion
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In Reply To #47
Videos are a must then...
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De Chelonian Mobile.
"Mountains rise and fall, and under them the Turtle swims onwards. Empires grow and crumble, and the Turtle Moves. Gods come and go, and still the Turtle Moves.
The Turtle Moves!"
The Turtle moves...
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In Reply To #42 My phone makes calls... 
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In Reply To #49
I worked for a year in mobile device forensics. Your model of phone would have been a joy to examine - because there'd be practically nothing there. Could bash that one out in two hours easy.
Windows phone on the other hand... curls up and weeps
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Speaking of bashing, you could probably beat a man to death with it fairly easily. Plus it could likely stop small arms fire. Keep it forever!
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Well, obviously, before. After was all gendarmes and dick stitches.
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In Reply To #51  Now that's a phone you could bash someone with. It should held up alongside an old IBM keyboard and the original XBox controller.
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I have a lot of great ideas, trouble is most of them suck. -George Carlin
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In Reply To #52
For some reason, whenever I see someone using a Blackberry I think of this kind of phone.
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Well, obviously, before. After was all gendarmes and dick stitches.
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In Reply To #52
If you have enough of those, you could build a house!
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In Reply To #54
Yeah...like I don't have enough fucking pre-recorded telemarketers calling. Last thing I need is every damn wall ringing all day.
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I have a lot of great ideas, trouble is most of them suck. -George Carlin
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In Reply To #55
No one said you need to charge the batteries...
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Dracion
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TheeGoatPig wrote: In Reply To #55
No one said you need to charge the batteries... But it would be fun to have one or two of the phones connected to the power, and to call them at random times...
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De Chelonian Mobile.
"Mountains rise and fall, and under them the Turtle swims onwards. Empires grow and crumble, and the Turtle Moves. Gods come and go, and still the Turtle Moves.
The Turtle Moves!"
The Turtle moves...
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Dracion
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In Reply To #58
So many links I dare not click at work...especially from you :P
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De Chelonian Mobile.
"Mountains rise and fall, and under them the Turtle swims onwards. Empires grow and crumble, and the Turtle Moves. Gods come and go, and still the Turtle Moves.
The Turtle Moves!"
The Turtle moves...
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In Reply To #55
Then take the SIM cards out! Duh!
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